1.Nobody told me that my areolas would grow to the size of helicopter landing pads.
2.Nobody told me how my feet would become the size of Sasquatch’s and never return to their previous size.
4.Nobody told me that morning sickness is really “morning, noon and night sickness.”
5.Nobody told me that I would be so constipated at times that I would miss important social functions.
6.Nobody told me that I would need an army of people to get off a couch. And the toilet.
7.Nobody told me that my heartburn would be so bad that I would throw up in my mouth several times a day.
8.Nobody told me that my belly would get so big, I could no longer see my privates.
9.Nobody told me that I would crave foods that I don’t even like.
10.Nobody told me how fatigued, smelly and gassy I would be. Sexy huh?
All this did not deter me… I have 3 kids. What do you wish people would have told you about pregnancy?