10 Things Nobody Told Me May Happen When I Had A Baby

As seen on Ms. Muffin Top

1.  Nobody told me that I would be so tired that I would sometimes hallucinate

 

 2.  Nobody told me that I would sometimes hate my kids and my husband…not necessarily in that order.  And not all day, either.

 

 3.  Nobody told me that I would never be able to finish a thought or a conversation.

4.  Nobody told me when I passed an airport that I would fantasize about getting on a plane. I would come back…maybe.

5.  Nobody told me that I would not take a shower for days and not care if I offended others with my stench.

10 Things No One Told Me About Having a Baby

 6.  Nobody told me that rough sex would mean not shaving my legs.

 7.  Nobody told me it would take 6 days to watch a 2 hour movie because my baby needs me. Babies are so selfish.

 8.  Nobody told me I would never be able to find a shirt that did not have some sort of questionable stain on it.

10 Things No One Told Me About Having a Baby

 9.  Nobody told me I would be so excited to go to the supermarket by myself.  By the way, apples are beautiful.

10.  Nobody told me to be naked as often as possible before having a baby… body parts will never look the same.

How about you?  What surprised you about becoming a mom?